Saturday, April 01, 2006

when the bibbity bobbity boo is gone

When I was little and sick, I would watch Cinderella, The Little Mermaid and, occasionally, The Sound of Music. Now that I'm twenty, on my own and sick, I've decided to keep the tradition going. I put in the special edition dvd of Cinderella today and I'm excited, watching the previews and then what comes on? Cinderella 3. Are you kidding me?

The evil stepmother congers up a spell that reverses all of w
hich the fairy godmother did. Everything that she had made (the dress, the horses and the carriage) which were the reasons why and how Cinderella went to "The Ball". So when all the magic is gone will there be a happily ever after all? What will Cinderella do? Find out in Cinderella III.

That's some bullshit. First of all, Disney sequels suck, so what makes them think a third would rock our worlds? And second of all, you can't undo Disney Magic. I don't care how evil the stepmother is - she's not powerful enough to do it. She and the fairy godmother are not even on the same playing field.

I called my mom and told her and she said that she agreed and it was stupid and that she won't take Rebecca to see it. So, we're boycotting the film. If you want to join, feel free. Maybe there will be buttons.
Ok, I'm going to continue being sick now.


Lou said...


Linda said...

i agree with Lou, this post is really really funny