me: you should come over and have a cookie.
friend: (laughs)
me: they're good. i promise.
friend: i just think it's funny that you had egg whites & oatmeal for breakfast because a trainer told you to and when you got home from the gym, then you baked cookies.
me: whatevs. i'm taking baby steps.

also, i never got all my laundry put away. hmph.